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06
Apr

Spring Gangsters of 2008 the story of my flower garden friends

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Categories: Gardening, Personal and Photography

This is the first on the photography series called Spring Gangsters of 2008! In this segment of the chronicles of the Little Wet Dog I will follow the life cycle of her garden flowers through their happy days of growth and their struggles to survive.

THE BEGINNING:
Spring has finally the northern suburbs of Chicago Illinois! We northerners have long waited for the snow to melt and the baby green sprouts to show their pretty faces through the brown-grey cracks of dirt beyond our doors. You don’t believe me? Well dear friends please have a view below of the breathtaking images captured just in the Little Wet Dogs’ backyard.

 CLICK ON ANY IMAGE BELOW FOR A LARGE SIZE.

CAST OF CHARACTERS:

Baby Frankie the Tumultuous Tulip – “I am a big boy” shows us Baby Frankie the Tulip as he makes his first appearance on earth. Son of Big Boy Frankie the Tulip, Baby Frankie resembles his father in perseverance and strength. Notice his full figure? He is goes to be a fat little man, but we will love him none the less. I am willing to bet he will be the first to bloom and have the strong red vibrant color in the entire neighborhood. Any votes on if he will be stripped like his father?

i am a big boy 

Valerina the virgin - “A ways to go until I am grown” and “Breaking out” shows a beautiful purple flower coming through the dirt into the spring. She doesn’t wait for any man to help her. She lifts herself up and grows up into a big girl! Will she grow up to stand taller than the boys or will her shadow cast darkness on the others?

Breaking out

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Jose, Juziu, and John – “The three amigos” tells the story of three friends growing up in the suburbs of Chicagoland! These Chicagoans play together, live together, and go to school together. Will their friendship withstand the battles of life? Who will become the strongest of the trio? This trinity of grace and beauty will need to rely on each other for food, water, and protection to survive the forthcoming early spring frosts.

the three amigos


Yakavetta and Alphonse – “I will always love you” depicts the never-ending love story of two flowers trying to grow up and start a family. Alphonse struggles to make ends meet while Yakavetta tends to the bed. They have only a limited time in which they most product an offspring to carry on their genetic code. Get to getting it on!

i will always love you

  

Bugsy the Bedder, Pretty Boy Floyd, and Charles “Lucky” Luciano star in the hit photo “Run For It Bugsy”. Not much needs to be said about these three clowns. You will have to return next week for their story or else Bugsy may just need to pop a cap in your bum. Word!

run for it bugsy

Please return next week for the next chapter of “Spring Gangsters of 2008”Details of the Canon 0mm lens lens with F1.4 aperture:
• Focal Length & Maximum Aperture - 50mm
• Diagonal Angle of View - 46°
• Closest Focusing Distance - 0.45m / 1.5 ft.
• Filter Size - 58mm
• Weight -  290g

01
Apr

April Fools Engagement Cancelled

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Categories: Family, Funnies and Personal

APRIL FOOL’S!!!

 

I can’t believe you fell for it!!!

 

;)

 

And hey, sorry if this offended you,

it’s april fools day dearies!!!

 

We all need to laugh more!!!

01
Apr

Google April Fool Joke Custom Time Gmail 2008

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Categories: Business, Funnies, General, Personal and Products

This is great! Google has now created a time machine email system where people can send emails back in time all the way back to April 1 2004! Imagine being able to back date emails so that you were never late!

QUOTED DIRECTLY FROM From Google:

“How do I use it?

Just click “Set custom time” from the Compose view. Any email you send to the past appears in the proper chronological order in your recipient’s inbox. You can opt for it to show up read or unread by selecting the appropriate option.

Is there a limit to how far back I can send email?

Yes. You’ll only be able to send email back until April 1, 2004, the day we launched Gmail. If we were to let you send an email from Gmail before Gmail existed, well, that would be like hanging out with your parents before you were born — crazy talk.

How does it work?

Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality (see Grandfather Paradox).

How come I only get ten?

Our researchers have concluded that allowing each person more than ten pre-dated emails per year would cause people to lose faith in the accuracy of time, thus rendering the feature useless.

Their findings:

N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
? = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy” 

BRILLIANT!

01
Apr

We are engaged come celebrate with us on April 20

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Categories: Family, Funnies and Personal

Dear family & friends,

I am excited to announce that last night the little wet dog got engaged… I said yes (we’re a package deal you know!) The picture is attached!!!

We have decided that the wedding will be held on April 20th 2008! It will be held at the Mundelein Country Club at 8am, reception to follow. We’d greatly appreciate if all of your family and friends could attend the ceremony, but realizing it is short notice, if you cannot attend there will be a live broadcast of the ceremony and pictures posted the next day on my blog.

More details to follow on Wednesday!

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27
Mar

Apartment for Rent in Hollywood near Ft Lauderdale and Miami

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Categories: Personal and Travel

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   DETAILS OF APARTMENT ARE LOCATED BELOW IMAGES

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KITCHEN:

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 LIVING ROOM:

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BEDROOMS:

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POOL:

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OUTSIDE:

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Text Document available for printing & email (click on *.doc below): apartment-for-rent-in-hollywoord.doc  

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 FOR RENT:

  • 1.5 bedroom
  • 1.2 bathroom
  • Fully furnished

LOCATION:

  • Florida: Halfway between Ft. Lauderdale and Miami
  • In quiet “Carriage Hill” community

LEASE:

  • $800 a month for 12 month lease. $800 deposit up front, plus 1st and last months rent.
  • $900 a month for 6 month lease. $800 deposit up front, plus 1st and last months rent. $900 deposit up front, plus 1st and last months rent.
  • $1000 a month for 3 month lease. $800 deposit up front, plus 1st months rent.
  • $1100 for a one month lease, plus $800 deposit which is refundable if apartment returns in good condition.
  • Per the housing association regulations, anyone wanting to rent within the community must be at least 55 years of age.
  • Occupancy limited to 1 or 2 people.

APARTMENT:

  • Second floor apartment – added security
  • 1.5 bedroom apartment in quiet community
  • 1.2 bathrooms
  • Small sitting/dressing area in master bedroom
  • Modern decor
  • Brand new furniture in entire apartment
  • Fully furnished apartment – including 3 tv’s, couch, bed, dressers.
  • Fully furnished apartment – including pots, pans, microwave, cutlery (spoons, forks, etc), coffee maker, tea kettle, drying rack.
  • Coin operated washer and dryer on every floor

AMENITIES:

  • 3 minute walk to club house and pool
  • Rent includes unlimited access full size multi lane swimming pool, resting area and lounge chair at pool deck, jacuzzi, sauna, shuffle board courts, tennis courts, free weights, exercise room and club house
  • Bingo at the club house every Thursday night at 7pm
  • 20 minute drive to Hollywood Beach
  • 5 minute drive to the Hard Rock Casino
  • Close to airport – 15 minute drive
  • Within walking distance to shopping area and grocery store
  • Within walking distance of donut shop
  • Free bus shuttle 2 times per week to shopping center and mall
  • Direct view of lake
  • Professionally maintained exterior – including trees, flowers, pool cleaning, courts cleaning, streets.

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